Well. We weren't actually.
So instead, we called up the fabulous London photographer Robert Timothy and told him to put down his cup of tea and grab some photos for us...
And here they are - all the hottest guys from World Pride 2012 in London.
|Crowds on Oxford Street in Central London for the 2012 World Gay Pride parade|
The event is held every two years and attracts thousands - if you really want to know more you can head to Wikipedia here. We're just here for the hotties!
|Three muscular guys dressed as Gladiators participating in the 2012 World Gay Pride Parade through Central London|
|Two models from the Undie Factory underwear website handing out flyers during 2012 World Pride parade in Central London|
|Two muscular hot guys at London World 2012.|
|Actor Stephen Fry with cheerleaders on Oxford Street at the 2012 Gay Pride parade in Central London.|
|British rugby player Ben Cohen and Olympic athlete Jonathan Edwards at the 2012 World Gay Pride parade in Central London.|
|Hot guy with leather choker on parade in Oxford Street at World Pride 2012 in Central London.|
|Guy carrying huge rainbow flag, part of the 2012 World Gay Pride parade in Central London.|
Of course after the march, a huge gathering in the Soho district of London...
|Thousands throng Old Compton Street in Central London for the after-party of the 2012 World Gay Pride parade.|
We'd take the one on the left, thank you...
|Guys promoting Grindr, the social media application, at 2012 Gay Pride in Soho, Central London.|
|Two guys from Clone Zone spotted on Old Compton Street in London during 2012 World Pride celebrations.|
Another one, just for luck...
|Models from adult website EnglishLads at World Gay Pride celebrations on Old Compton Street in London.|
|Three guys on Old Compton Street in London during 2012 World Gay Pride celebrations.|
And then, what is that in the window of Compton's Bar on Old Compton Street?
|Man in the window of Comptons Bar on Old Compton Street in London during 2012 World Gay Pride festivities.|
Ah, that's what it looks like from the other side...
|Man wearing a Addicted jockstrap hangs out of the window of Comptons gay bar on Old Compton Street during World Gay Pride festivities in London.|
The next World Pride is in 2014 in Toronto. See you there y'all!
Huge thank you to Robert Timothy who has let us use his photos. If you would like to see more of Robert Timothy's photos, click on the banner below to head to his website...
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